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23 Jan 2017 | 12:00 AM

-Runs to check this page after midnight- Everything will be okay right?! -After reading- Oh fudge.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:00 AM

Dude better watch out. Kat's gonna bap him in the stomach again if he's not careful.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:01 AM

Well, say hi to morty for us smitty.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:02 AM

Jerks should have left Jeanne there to kill the rest of them :(

23 Jan 2017 | 12:02 AM

If they can, you can. I'm so sorry, Antimony. They are setting you up.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:03 AM
Not Boxbot

Was it really neccessary to engage Jeanne? Couldn't they have just gone straight to the arrow with the boat?

23 Jan 2017 | 12:04 AM

Man I thought muut was a bro. Not cool.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:05 AM

Welp....he dead.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:05 AM

oh my god, the expression of that green guy holding the oar in the last panel hahaha

23 Jan 2017 | 12:08 AM

Well if she didn't hate them before.... Still, why hasn't Parley teleported Smitty to the medical wing or something?

23 Jan 2017 | 12:08 AM

I guess I just don't understand why Parley doesn't just teleport Smitty to a hospital.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:08 AM

Oh God. No please. My heart isn't ready for this.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:09 AM

Only because we already did it 10 minutes ago.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:09 AM

Annie did what it is her nature to do. Like Mort, Jeanne needed extra help to move on. As a psychopomp, Annie has a special link to to those sort of spirits. All the way back to escorting her mother. All Mut and the others did was let Annie know Jeanne was there.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:10 AM

*inhale* B O I

23 Jan 2017 | 12:10 AM

These guys are just the WORST! But at least now we know what the next big mission is now that Jeanne is gone. Destroy all Guides.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:13 AM

Could someone introduce these persons individually? Sir Eglamore excepted, of course.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:14 AM

They owe you nothing? ok then, pull out that glowing doom arrow and see if they still think that.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:14 AM

Perhaps she should see what she, personally can do about this situation.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:14 AM

What a bunch of butts!

23 Jan 2017 | 12:15 AM
Code Talker

You can't force things like this Antimony. It does not work like that

23 Jan 2017 | 12:17 AM

Uh...Parley? Why aren't you bipping Smitty to the hospital? The Court should be aware now that you've freed their sentinel. I don't think letting the Court Medium bleed out is going to do you any favors.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:18 AM

I wonder if these guys are fireproof...Bet we're about to find out!

23 Jan 2017 | 12:21 AM

"Will not", not "can not". Interesting. ...and uh, these guys don't learn, do they? Or maybe they've short memories, forgot what lead to this happening in the first place?

23 Jan 2017 | 12:21 AM

Well, since we know that Guides can die (or something of the sort)... Antimony's war on Death when?

23 Jan 2017 | 12:23 AM

hehehe strategic feathers to hide his bird-titties

23 Jan 2017 | 12:25 AM

that's cold bruh

23 Jan 2017 | 12:29 AM

muut you asshole. abs aren't everything, try exercising your compassion.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:31 AM

Are they all speaking at once? Do they have to practice?

23 Jan 2017 | 12:31 AM

Oh dang. First you thank her and then deny her. I get the feeling they aren't very kosher

23 Jan 2017 | 12:33 AM
Beautiful page

Yes, a beautiful page, an ugly ugly place to find yourself.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:35 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 12:35 AM

This is probably why annie hates these guys. They're a bunch of jerks.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:36 AM

Cold move, Birdperson.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:37 AM

The Return of The Green Arrow.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:37 AM

Annie should just invoke the DotD. They don't seem to mind flaunting mortality, and we need a new ghost pal, anyway.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:39 AM

Well, lets hope his plot armor is at least 'movie action last battle' proof, otherwise i believe smithy is a goner.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:40 AM

beeecause there is nothing to fix ? he is already healing ??

23 Jan 2017 | 12:43 AM

Stupid bird man.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:47 AM

This is some type of something that is certainly hitting the fan.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:48 AM

Oh no.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:49 AM

Being a girl and shouting at sovrahuman beings isn't really the way to resolve things annie you know

23 Jan 2017 | 12:50 AM

That's friggin' harsh! pizza

23 Jan 2017 | 12:50 AM

To be fair that's not their job. It's kind of the opposite of their jobs, actually.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:51 AM

I'm actually on the guides' side, Annie's been a dick to them the entire comic when all they tried to do was offer her the career she was basically made for. Yes, they didnt come for Surma and Annie was angry about that, but as Renard said: there was nothing to take. It's not like they could have actually done anything. What were they gonna do, comfort her? They're lords of death. That being said, they should be acknowledging that Annie and her crew just accomplished a feat apparently thought impossible until now.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:58 AM

I just wanted you to know: TomTom NV products are awful.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:02 AM

... Hell of a poker-face?

23 Jan 2017 | 1:06 AM
Part of the Job

Annie is one of them, all she did was her duty. Maybe Muut is hinting that she has the power to save him herself? Anything to keep hope Smitty alive.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:06 AM
Fizz of Insanity

Damn. That ain't right yo...

23 Jan 2017 | 1:07 AM
Not Boxbot

Did you really expect they would?

23 Jan 2017 | 1:07 AM
Welsh Dog

So... buh bye Tom?? :(

23 Jan 2017 | 1:10 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 1:12 AM

ohh dear. they refuse to fix it, that means he's going to die. Not because they won't help him, but because they are basically saying that his fate is sealed and they shouldn't fix it as to not mess with stuff that shouldn't be tampered with R.I.P Mighty Eyebrows Man

23 Jan 2017 | 1:12 AM

What a bunch of jerkfaces!

23 Jan 2017 | 1:15 AM

Nice to see you too, Muut.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:17 AM
not boxbot

To hell with that.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:27 AM

Technically I agree with him. This won't go well...

23 Jan 2017 | 1:30 AM

Welp, that's the end of the line for the Eyebrow Kid. Ok so maybe the RotD is willing to make Smitty into a ghost or a vampire or something. Maybe a ghost-vampire even. Hmm.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:33 AM

So those times we had...all just flukes¿

23 Jan 2017 | 1:35 AM
bob bot


23 Jan 2017 | 1:40 AM

Wow... this is not going to end well. I smell Coyote, Rey, Ysen or all three showing up to mock them and fix it, shame them and fix it with help, or kick some ass, get some help and fixing it, respectively.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:41 AM

Good thing I wasn't expecting them to help, or I'd be very disappointed.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:44 AM

Typical psychopomp.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:51 AM

"We didn't kill your father back then so I think we're square."

23 Jan 2017 | 1:52 AM

the lack of final records for jeanne still bothers me... unresolved plot point.... :(

23 Jan 2017 | 1:55 AM
Silent Carpet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK. FINE. JUST COME OVER HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP. JK (not really), I'm sure they have some good reason...

23 Jan 2017 | 1:55 AM

o/~ Nothing, nothing at a-a-alll!

23 Jan 2017 | 1:57 AM

Sounds like a good opportunity to bring up that one time they had no problem messing with a live human.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:57 AM

Oh... She just got cucked.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:58 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 1:58 AM

That's not how this works, Muut. Why are the psychopomps so mean to Annie? :/

23 Jan 2017 | 2:01 AM
cat plush

That girl's gonna set Death on fire.

23 Jan 2017 | 2:06 AM

Then shove your thanks up whatever assholes you have and fuck right off.

23 Jan 2017 | 2:06 AM

Antimony baby, you're *one of them*. If they can do it, so can you. (please please please)

23 Jan 2017 | 2:08 AM

Bit of a douche move there!

23 Jan 2017 | 2:13 AM

Fuck those guys

23 Jan 2017 | 2:14 AM

Demand them to save him! Get that flame on gurrrll!

23 Jan 2017 | 2:19 AM

They owe her. I hope they will be fair enough to admit it... I would say I will kill you if you kill Smitty, but we both know I won't. I love this comics too much, and I wouldn't be able to live without it. Neverthless, save him somehow, I really like him. The story wouldn't be the same if Smitty was gone

23 Jan 2017 | 2:20 AM

They are all on the same rowing team and were just having a meeting when this happened.

23 Jan 2017 | 2:26 AM
very sad person

Well, bye, Smitty! It was nice knowing you. RIP.

23 Jan 2017 | 2:29 AM

Well they're jerks!

23 Jan 2017 | 2:52 AM
Toozday's Child

Fuck you, Muut.

23 Jan 2017 | 2:54 AM

*sits here very quietly trying not to scream*

23 Jan 2017 | 2:55 AM

Man, these guys just came all this way just to be jerks.

23 Jan 2017 | 3:08 AM
The sofa

Oh snap!

23 Jan 2017 | 3:09 AM

Oh why, it's the tillerman

23 Jan 2017 | 3:12 AM

"Fix this weird bleeding thing there." Well, there's no choice now. She has got to become a God herself.

23 Jan 2017 | 3:13 AM

Then begone. We don't need your all here if you aren't willing to help D:

23 Jan 2017 | 3:13 AM
Not Me^2


23 Jan 2017 | 3:16 AM

Annie, you didn't say the magic word!

23 Jan 2017 | 3:20 AM

yes, why use modern science and a teleporting ambulance to help smitty when you can instead yell at native american spirit guides to do the exact opposite of what they were thought up to do regardless, i'm assuming the "we will not" thing is because smitty isn't going to die, but if he does i'm officially awarding everyone here the biggest idiot award

23 Jan 2017 | 3:22 AM

There's a joke about a muut point somewhere in there, I just can't seem to drag it out.

23 Jan 2017 | 3:31 AM

I'm guessing they're there for the robot, not for wotshisname.

23 Jan 2017 | 3:35 AM

By now a crowd had gathered, And it seemed that all was lost, In the anger of the moment, I had diced with death and lost.

23 Jan 2017 | 3:37 AM

I called it!!!!

23 Jan 2017 | 3:42 AM

People might think them jerks, but the aspects of Death simply follow the way the world turns. They do not simply stop or turn the world back on a simple whim. Fate is cruel, but Death is always warm at the end.

23 Jan 2017 | 3:46 AM

So that's why Annie was so hasty. Damn these psychopomps, Annie will go fire elemental on them

23 Jan 2017 | 3:50 AM

Owl boy u better werk

23 Jan 2017 | 3:51 AM

That's right, Tom, make us suffer even more!

23 Jan 2017 | 3:52 AM
BodyBag Lady

Mort bout to have a play-buddy

23 Jan 2017 | 3:52 AM

You can fix it yourself though... literally just... you're done here... bip him up, Parley...

23 Jan 2017 | 3:54 AM

The bird man makes me uneasy with his swole JJBA body

23 Jan 2017 | 3:55 AM
not my yob man

yeah that's not what they do... (rip, chico)

23 Jan 2017 | 3:56 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 4:02 AM
WoW Paladin

If you're not going to help Smitty, get lost. We don't need your thanks.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:03 AM

If the dog says "the world will continue to spin pup" I'll hurt someone

23 Jan 2017 | 4:10 AM

Well fuck

23 Jan 2017 | 4:10 AM

That means Smitty is alive.They don't want to interfere simply because he is no life/death situation???

23 Jan 2017 | 4:11 AM

Flame on. Force them to, Annie.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:11 AM

So in this chapter we watch Annie battle a group of death gods?

23 Jan 2017 | 4:23 AM

Of course they aren't going to save his life. It was, frankly, irrational for her to even think that they would. Why hasn't Parley bipped Smitty back to the school already? There's a hospital and everything. Awkward questions later, save his life first.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:24 AM

Never underestimate the sheer, overwhelming power of True Neutral Apathy. Jerks.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:26 AM
Joep Smit

She said: "I did want you wanted! You owe ME", did she not mean "We" and "us"?

23 Jan 2017 | 4:27 AM

Christ, at least say "please"… Antimony

23 Jan 2017 | 4:29 AM

uh-oh! I think fire girl is about to go ballistic.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:38 AM

Muut, you fucker.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:40 AM

I mean you owe her something at least like a free drink right?

23 Jan 2017 | 4:42 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 4:43 AM

Some bullshit.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:43 AM

Nuke 'em, Annie. Then call Coyote.

23 Jan 2017 | 4:49 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 4:52 AM

Bad move death gods...

23 Jan 2017 | 5:01 AM

Yay! Andrew's gonna become new Mort!

23 Jan 2017 | 5:01 AM

Technically true. As I know quite well meddling gods never ends well. However... They DEFINITELY owe her a life with all they've made her do.

23 Jan 2017 | 5:11 AM

Didn't know psychopomps were from New York. Attitude is awful.

23 Jan 2017 | 5:12 AM

See ya Smith!

23 Jan 2017 | 5:12 AM

Is this where we find out Red's fairy power is healing? C'mon already!

23 Jan 2017 | 5:12 AM

I hope they don't owe her because he's not dying

23 Jan 2017 | 5:12 AM
Uh oh

2 possibilities: Annie is gonna go hulk mode (but with fire) and force them to help, or Smitty is gonna die. Oh dear.

23 Jan 2017 | 5:19 AM
Ud the Imp


23 Jan 2017 | 5:20 AM

Geez come on just blip him. I mean the court has free healthcare, right?

23 Jan 2017 | 5:23 AM

Punch them again, Kat!

23 Jan 2017 | 5:26 AM

Wow. Rude sirs

23 Jan 2017 | 5:27 AM

No money down!

23 Jan 2017 | 5:32 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 5:34 AM

Cauterize the wound, Antimony.

23 Jan 2017 | 5:34 AM

Massacre them.

23 Jan 2017 | 5:38 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 5:46 AM

Psychopomp-ous jerks! Help Smitty!

23 Jan 2017 | 5:51 AM

Methinks the psychopomps have made an enemy this day.

23 Jan 2017 | 5:53 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 5:57 AM

Nooooo! Somehow I had a feeling that crew wouldn't be helpful. :(

23 Jan 2017 | 5:58 AM

What arses. Also AMAZING art (as always)!!

23 Jan 2017 | 6:00 AM

Wonder if she's going to have to choose between Smitty and Robot.

23 Jan 2017 | 6:00 AM

and you think she had a grudge against them before today...

23 Jan 2017 | 6:05 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 6:15 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 6:18 AM
Madison Silver

Booo. 1/5, would not help otherworldly guides again.

23 Jan 2017 | 6:18 AM

That's just rude.

23 Jan 2017 | 6:25 AM

I bet their parties are them just angrily staring at each other.

23 Jan 2017 | 6:26 AM

This has to be the most intense chapter I've ever read O-o

23 Jan 2017 | 6:33 AM

They are evil

23 Jan 2017 | 6:33 AM

You. Can. T E L E P O R T. Good lord, did Jeanne crossing over into the ether give everyone brain damage and conveniently forget about Parley's power?

23 Jan 2017 | 6:36 AM

Yes you do, but you're jerks and went out of your way to ensure you wouldn't be held liable for anything awful that happens. Worst characters. I can see why Annie could never stand them from the start.

23 Jan 2017 | 6:36 AM

Nice guys till the end, you be you, no need to change right ?

23 Jan 2017 | 6:38 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 6:41 AM

Get the girl to do your dirty work and then refuse to help with the consequences? Thanks a lot. :(

23 Jan 2017 | 6:42 AM

Woah, stone cold.

23 Jan 2017 | 6:53 AM
angry junetree

punch em. punch em in the abs

23 Jan 2017 | 6:54 AM
Dr. Strangelobe

I don't know if anyone has said this yet, but: Parley! Medevac teleportation, stat!

23 Jan 2017 | 6:58 AM
Random Reader

Kat's going to intimidate the psychopomps with her mecha-goddess form, isn't she? And she won't even have a clue.

23 Jan 2017 | 7:06 AM

Phrasing, Annie. You're one of them ... YOU can fix this. Ask them to give you a hint or two. What's bending & breaking another Rule or three at this point? Also, the Coyote Option. Which only gets scary when you think about it.

23 Jan 2017 | 7:10 AM
Oh FUCK no

ok time to burn ya fucks

23 Jan 2017 | 7:12 AM

Wow! They're jerks. I can understand not interfering with normal human's lives, but this is hardly normal. The dead are not suppose to kill the living. So will Anne get elemental on them, Parsly get out Coyote's sword, or Jones show up. I suppose he could live on as a ghost is the ROTD, but that would hardly be satisfactory for the others.

23 Jan 2017 | 7:15 AM

If she is a guide, can't she fix it? And where the HECK is Coyote when you need him?

23 Jan 2017 | 7:15 AM

Maybe they won't fix it because they can tell it isn't life-threatening? Yeah, I'll just believe that until the next update.

23 Jan 2017 | 7:20 AM

I have a bad feeling about this...

23 Jan 2017 | 7:21 AM

I knew it!!

23 Jan 2017 | 7:25 AM

OK, roast them.

23 Jan 2017 | 7:30 AM

Running to Coyote? Those Netherworld people seem quite unhelpful but we all know Coyote can perform miracles, right?

23 Jan 2017 | 7:33 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 7:41 AM
That Guy

Ingrates. Time to try to bip to the Court or something as a plan B.

23 Jan 2017 | 7:47 AM

Oooh interesting point Fashoo. I hope you're right. Don't go towards the light, Smitty! :C

23 Jan 2017 | 7:58 AM

Step 1: Cauterize the wound. Step 2: Incinerate all guides.

23 Jan 2017 | 8:00 AM

RUDE! Can we attack a them? Please? Is that allowed? I hope that's allowed.

23 Jan 2017 | 8:06 AM

Go supah saiyan Annie. That'll get their attention.

23 Jan 2017 | 8:07 AM
Wow Rude


23 Jan 2017 | 8:18 AM
Glim Glam

I hope there's a good explanation for this and they're not just being a bunch of A-holes.

23 Jan 2017 | 8:19 AM

Anything they can do you can do bett-- well, a little worse, actually. You can save him Annie!!!!!! You can do it!!!!

23 Jan 2017 | 8:22 AM

Since the author has already done a side-story about drowning a crippled puppy, I'm assuming that Smitty's a goner.

23 Jan 2017 | 8:25 AM

... Can... Annie somehow fix this? She's kind of a psychopomp

23 Jan 2017 | 8:36 AM
Anon Ymous

As Tigra said in an old episode of Thundercats, "Never expect a favor for a favor."

23 Jan 2017 | 8:37 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 8:40 AM
Nikary Flare

The thing with Surma received a plausible explanation, but this...

23 Jan 2017 | 8:42 AM

Muut, don't make Kat punish you again!

23 Jan 2017 | 8:42 AM
Annie Joestar

Arigato..... Smitty....

23 Jan 2017 | 8:43 AM


23 Jan 2017 | 8:59 AM

poop'd on

23 Jan 2017 | 9:03 AM

Attn People: Parley can't teleport Smitty to a hospital because she relied on Smitty's powers to stabilize hers.

23 Jan 2017 | 9:14 AM
Lord Comic

Naturally, good ol Smitty is going to become one of them.. Mort gets a brother

23 Jan 2017 | 9:20 AM
Missy 2.0

what!? Muut?! whyyyy?!?

23 Jan 2017 | 9:26 AM

I knew it! I knew they wouldn't heal him!

23 Jan 2017 | 9:30 AM

Maybe it's a ghost sword that done him in....or....this is where Annie learns that she lead the departed in either long as she claims the individual...

23 Jan 2017 | 9:35 AM

Maybe it's a ghost sword that done him in....or....this is where Annie learns that she lead the departed in either long as she claims the individual...

23 Jan 2017 | 9:35 AM

I see a little silhouetto of a bird Zimmy punch, Zimmy punch, will you do the fandango? :)

23 Jan 2017 | 9:42 AM

Do they really ALL need to be here? Sure there are other dead people?

23 Jan 2017 | 10:00 AM

Well that's just dumb. Forget her ever doing any of them any favors again.

23 Jan 2017 | 10:02 AM

=_= What's with running a fucking errand between Mort and Annie? Hypocrite!

23 Jan 2017 | 10:08 AM

I have to agree with Fashoo; they're setting up Antimony to fix this herself too. (smh)

23 Jan 2017 | 10:09 AM

She should have asked instead of demanded, but of course I get her urgency. Gosh, I hope that boy will be okay.

23 Jan 2017 | 10:26 AM

It's not like any of you could cauterize the wound with fire or anything, right Annie?

23 Jan 2017 | 10:29 AM

Well, they can't just go pulling out every left-handed dagger thrust into somebody's chest by a lovelorn murder ghost, can they? We'd be here all day. The good news: Tony can fix this. The bad news: Tony can fix this.

23 Jan 2017 | 10:38 AM

Wait...if they have the power to fix it, wouldn't Annie as well? That is if she is essentially a psychopomp...

23 Jan 2017 | 10:39 AM

I don't remember them specifically asking to help with Jeanne...

23 Jan 2017 | 10:44 AM

Gotta side with the 'pomps here. They told Annie what the right thing to do was, she did it of her own free will. The fault is hers for assuming they'd provide a reward upon completion.

23 Jan 2017 | 10:46 AM

Those damn Death gods. SOOoo intransigent. They never give you a break, never have any compassion.

23 Jan 2017 | 10:48 AM

Birdbeaked Owlface help the Smitten right now or I tell your parents

23 Jan 2017 | 10:49 AM

uh, guys? That might not be a good attitude to take. If Jeanne could kill psychopomps, Annie might just decide to apply this principle to the lot of you.

23 Jan 2017 | 10:51 AM
Welp -

If they can fix it, why can't she?

23 Jan 2017 | 10:53 AM

Not cool, Muut. Not cool at all. #RIPmightyeyebrowsboy

23 Jan 2017 | 10:55 AM

"Except that bicycle pump I borrowed from you last year. I owe you that."

23 Jan 2017 | 10:55 AM

My Smitty is damaged; may I get a refund?

23 Jan 2017 | 11:00 AM

Dammit, Muut! His wound, and impending death, are completely unnatural. And unlike Mort, he's not dead yet. You're just being greedy!

23 Jan 2017 | 11:01 AM

Someone get Jones, she'll get them to fix it!

23 Jan 2017 | 11:09 AM

We're going to see fire.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:13 AM

Wow. Rude. Gotta reward her somehow for cleaning up your mess, but ohhh no, gotta obey whatever arbitrary laws the beings who guide others to death follow. Couldn't they just turn a blind eye for a few hours so he can get patched up?

23 Jan 2017 | 11:16 AM

They wont help him because he is already dead.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:41 AM

As she is a Psychopomp herself, the others could be trying to draw the ability to save him out of her instead as training. As for Parley not teleporting Smitty to the hospital, has anyone considered the amount of strain that puts on their bodies? How many of them got sick when she teleported the group of them to the river in the first place. The reason Parley isn't teleporting him to the hospital is because it would probably kill him with how weak he is.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:43 AM

@Fashoo Yep.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:47 AM

If they can fix it, so can she. She's a bit one of them after all.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:47 AM

hang in there, Smitty!

23 Jan 2017 | 11:53 AM

The next part is also up to Annie. Annie, you are the receptionist in this scenario and Muut is upper management. All of the things are your job.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:55 AM

I believe the next panel shall be known as rage awakened. The fire elemental shall return.

23 Jan 2017 | 11:55 AM

Why, fix it yourself, you are one of us now. And there is a position open I heard ...

23 Jan 2017 | 11:57 AM

Morty, Robot, now Smitty... The list just gets longer :( However, I do hope that we receive some explanation regarding Smitty's strings and his overall relationship with luck. I want to knoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

23 Jan 2017 | 11:57 AM

Ooh er

23 Jan 2017 | 11:57 AM

Guides: Hey, Antimony, thanks for getting rid of Jeanne. Good job. That was a really epic chapter. Antimony: THEN HELP ME OUT!!!!! Guides: Gosh, is that the time? (Melts back into the ether)

23 Jan 2017 | 12:05 PM

I feel an explosion coming on, Antimony is not gonna take this.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:10 PM

Antimony didn't do shit. This was Smitty, Kat and Parley's work.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:14 PM

Nothing is owed unless a deal was made. Also, the psychopomps can't choose who lives and who dies. That would be absolutely evil.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:16 PM

I suspect the reason why Parley hasn't biped him out is really kind of simple. Using her ability takes concentration. She's holding the bleeding body of the boy she's entirely possible she can't concentrate enough to bip. Even if she did, no guarantee she'd get them anywhere near the hospital without him serving as the focal point, guiding the bipping.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:18 PM

she's gonna lose her shiiiiiiit

23 Jan 2017 | 12:18 PM

And they especially can't fix this when there's plenty that humans could do to fix this.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:19 PM

Um, where is Coyote? Seems to me *he* could fix this. And would... he loves her.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:21 PM

Well, bawls. Bye, Smitty :'(

23 Jan 2017 | 12:21 PM
Aspiring Author


23 Jan 2017 | 12:24 PM

Hey, uh, Jeanne? Could you come back from the afterlife or nonexistence or wherever you are for a sec to kill these assholes? Please?

23 Jan 2017 | 12:39 PM


23 Jan 2017 | 12:45 PM

Owe? Perhaps not, but this was incurred doing your work, so you could darn well not punish people doing you a kindness.

23 Jan 2017 | 12:57 PM

NOT COOL TOM, NOT COOL. NOT COOOOOOL even if eyebrows dies, he can have mort for company. right???

23 Jan 2017 | 1:00 PM

Well... well... well... You're UGLY!

23 Jan 2017 | 1:02 PM

To be honest it's not right for him to be like this, it wasn't something that was actually /real/ that could kill him. Someone killed by someone who was already dead does not deserve to die.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:04 PM

Well, now sure it's time for some fiery reaction.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:04 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

23 Jan 2017 | 1:05 PM

I feel like "A man not yet due to die, is being sent to the grave early because of your incompetence, and failure to do a job that you ended up forcing on him!" Would be a good argument to convince the spirits they should help.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:07 PM

Well, I think that she could be a little nicer in asking them nicely rather than demanding they fix the situation and saying that they owe her... ._.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:23 PM

They can't bip guys, her powers of teleportation and controlling where she goes is tied to Smitty. With him unable to focus and possibly dying, she can't do it. Also psychopomps :( guess they don't want to bend the rules.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:29 PM

Well, maybe Coyote can give him a new body.

23 Jan 2017 | 1:37 PM

can we stop draging his death out? just kill the poor man and let us all move on with our lives

23 Jan 2017 | 1:57 PM

That is kind of dicky

23 Jan 2017 | 2:04 PM

True but, consider this gentlemen: She just did something that none of you could. Do you really, REALLY want someone who achieved such wonders to start thinking what she can do about YOU?

23 Jan 2017 | 2:10 PM

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Chapter 1: The Shadow and the Robot

Chapter 2: Schoolyard Myths

Chapter 3: Reynardine

Chapter 4: Not Very Scary

Chapter 5: Two Strange Girls

Chapter 6: A Handful of Dirt

Chapter 7: Of New And Old

Chapter 8: Broken Glass And Other Things

Chapter 9: Questions and Answers

Chapter 10: Doctor Disaster

Chapter 11: Dobranoc, Gamma

Chapter 12: Mainly Involves Robots

Chapter 13: A Week for Kat

Chapter 14: The Fangs of Summertime

Chapter 15: Red Returns

Chapter 16: A Ghost Story

Chapter 17: The Medium Beginning

Chapter 18: S1

Chapter 19: Power Station

Chapter 20: Coyote Stories

Chapter 21: Blinking

Chapter 22: Ties

Chapter 23: Terror Castle of the Jupiter Moon Martians

Chapter 24: Residential.

Chapter 25: Sky Watcher and the Angel

Chapter 26: the Old Dog's Tricks

Chapter 27: Spring Heeled

Chapter 28: Spring Heeled, Part 2

Chapter 29: A Bad Start

Chapter 30: The Coward Heart

Chapter 31: Fire Spike

Chapter 32: From the Forest She Came

Chapter 33: Give and Take

Chapter 34: Faraway Morning

Chapter 35: Parley and Smitty Are In This One

Chapter 36: Red Gets a Name

Chapter 37: Microsat 5

Chapter 38: Divine

Chapter 39: The Great Secret

Chapter 40: The Stone

Chapter 41: Changes

Chapter 42: Catalyst

Chapter 43: Quicksilver

Chapter 44: Crash Course

Chapter 45: Thread

Chapter 46: The Realm Of The Dead

Chapter 47: See Ya!

Chapter 48: Tall Tales

Chapter 49: The Torn Sea

Chapter 50: Totem

Chapter 51: The Tree

Chapter 52: Sneak

Chapter 53: Annie And The Fire

Chapter 54: Meetings and Re-Meetings

Chapter 55: The Breakout

Chapter 56: New Data

Chapter 57: Get It Together

Chapter 58: A Big Day!

Chapter 59: Jeanne

Chapter 60: The Other Shore