Gunnerkrigg Court

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Tom 23 Mar 2026 | 12:00 AM

Chapter 101: Page 49

Take 'em anyway.

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Anaktoria

Uh-oh…I really hope that isn’t the “she took my bending” look on Parley’s face right now.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:01 AM
Numan Boxboy

George getting a whole lot taken out of her.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:01 AM
CodyTheRat

Haven't seen unyoked Parley in years. Worried this was going to happen when those glyphs were brought up.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:13 AM
Aech

Wait, what happened to Parley? She got it removed/disabled, even though Noa knew she was unable to use it herself??

23 Mar 2026 | 12:13 AM
Marcie

Ah shiiiit now Parley's been reset to level 1!

23 Mar 2026 | 12:24 AM
mori

"Dull"!? Parley's been interesting since she was born, it's Smitty who makes things dull! Speaking of why isn't he here, do they not want to risk him again, have Parley's teleport powers improved so she's not as reliant on him, or do they think the distortion/Zimmy's powers would screw with his?

23 Mar 2026 | 12:25 AM
The Old Wolf

Wow, so did Noa steal Parley's "bip" ability for good, or just make a copy?

23 Mar 2026 | 12:29 AM
Metanym

Bismuthy background panels 1 and 3. Also: dang... :/ also: did not realize that was Parley's skill select menu, also also: wow she has (had) a lot more glyphs than I'd assumed, more like skill select menuuuuuuuuuuuu (daaaaangg)

23 Mar 2026 | 12:35 AM
Proteins

NOOOO Not the Muscles.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:44 AM
Eglamorefan

Oh my, is Eglamore alright?

23 Mar 2026 | 12:54 AM
gearbox

oh suddenly getting all the dragonslayer glyphs removed is probably not a good time

23 Mar 2026 | 12:58 AM
eddi

That was probably pretty painful.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:59 AM
Nathanyel

Parley's arms are thin again in the last panel, seems like Noa broke/took all her runes. Which is bad in the moment, but they can be re-applied, right?

23 Mar 2026 | 1:00 AM
RyGuy

Did she just become an ordinary woman? Well, she can become a proper housewife now, apparently.

23 Mar 2026 | 1:19 AM
Daisho

Well, at least Noa was businesslike rather than vindictive, but let’s hope Parley’s expression in the final two panels is just surprise at the ease with which she was shrugged off rather than shock from sudden internal trauma.

23 Mar 2026 | 1:20 AM
jannie endgame

WHAT THE HEC

23 Mar 2026 | 1:27 AM
Eden

Parley! Noo…

23 Mar 2026 | 1:30 AM
Annatar

Here is to hoping she get's those back. With interest.

23 Mar 2026 | 1:44 AM
Boxbot

Parley got robbed of her muscles too

23 Mar 2026 | 1:44 AM
ElMariachi

She stole the swole!

23 Mar 2026 | 1:50 AM
Alex

Dull? *eyeroll* You would think that, Golem-Noa. Argh! I just want Parley to teleport behind the Strength symbol and tear it off!!

23 Mar 2026 | 1:50 AM
LazySammyMetal

Uh oh.

23 Mar 2026 | 2:10 AM
wow

God damn it...She actually COULD steal it away.

23 Mar 2026 | 2:57 AM
Aecius

That hug was very unsatisfying for both of them.

23 Mar 2026 | 2:57 AM
flblbl

Skinny Parley :(

23 Mar 2026 | 3:03 AM
Marvin

Can't say that I'm a big fan of this OP character thing as an element... Character is OP and then some time later it's super easy, barely an inconvenience to defeat them... I mean, for all we know, Jones, if not, too bored, could swipe in and simply remove the entire timeline of said OP character from existence... Um, that said, I really love this comic, just to be clear :D

23 Mar 2026 | 3:15 AM
Potato Chips

Oh, dear. Poor Parley! I wish George were here. Although if she stole his powers, that would be especially dangerous!

23 Mar 2026 | 3:23 AM
Andrei

How? That would be like the instant removal of a lung, a muscle, something you need without thinking.

23 Mar 2026 | 3:31 AM
earnin it

guess we can't call it _gun_nerkrigg anymore since she took away the gunshow

23 Mar 2026 | 4:15 AM
B

Can Noa take natural abilities? If so I am not sure how they are going to deal with her since she can counter anything they could do to her.

23 Mar 2026 | 4:32 AM
jeff hearns

So her teleportation is natural but her muscles aren't, and now they're gone. Ironic.

23 Mar 2026 | 4:35 AM
Boxbot

Depowered... But at least ok-

23 Mar 2026 | 4:36 AM
notbot

Got any games on yo phone?

23 Mar 2026 | 4:37 AM
Fredman

Oh no! Did she in-buff Parley??

23 Mar 2026 | 4:47 AM
asd

Bye-bye beefy Parley

23 Mar 2026 | 4:48 AM
Leo

Hi Tom! Would it be possible for you to upload higher resolution images of the pages? 600x850 was great in 2005, but now our monitors are much, much higher resolution than 21 years ago. Maybe add it as a paid tier on patreon? idk, but I know I'd love to see these pages in better quality!

23 Mar 2026 | 5:11 AM
orion

Rude!

23 Mar 2026 | 5:11 AM
Anonymous

Look like Parsley fighting a runic thief and she just lost her dragon slayer rune.

23 Mar 2026 | 5:12 AM
Bruce

Did she just steal Parley’s BIP? Is Parley now BIPless? So this thing can steal anyone’s abilities? So you just need to convince her to steal Zimmy’s….. right?

23 Mar 2026 | 5:31 AM
Jet

Kat's powers aren't etheric in nature. I bet Kat will be her counter and assimilate her powers like she did with omega and the arrow.

23 Mar 2026 | 5:42 AM
JMRinLag68

Ah no no no no no. Please do not have that wonderful young woman depowered. Not permanently...please. And I guess I am super slow, but has the big white gossipy dragon person always been a lady? There was a pronoun recently and I thought...all this time she's been a her...or is it "she"? Either way....how embarrassing. And I thought that it was such a gender assumption challenge to have a male character who gossips....but it were a lady dragon all this time...

23 Mar 2026 | 5:51 AM
Aeri

Did she steal her muscles, too?!

23 Mar 2026 | 6:07 AM
RobF

Sister! Noa's hogging all the glyphs again!

23 Mar 2026 | 6:35 AM
Le0Le0

Did Noa just steal her gains? Sidenote, does this mean Eglamore is only that beefy by way of magic?

23 Mar 2026 | 6:46 AM
Ryusui

They are still TOTALLY gonna have to neutralize her eventually.

23 Mar 2026 | 6:57 AM
Kendra T'soni

Not her muscles!!

23 Mar 2026 | 7:11 AM
McAvity

has she snatched all the glyphs? is parley defenseless now?

23 Mar 2026 | 7:16 AM
Anony

She didn't earn it!!! Noa is so cool. I hope she really kicks the team's ass for a bit.

23 Mar 2026 | 7:28 AM
Nock

What was the point of learning that Noa’s body isn’t the target if everyone’s going to continue to attack it and not even bother with the other form? This scene is becoming confusing to me…

23 Mar 2026 | 7:38 AM
chara

wait, was Noa able to steal Parley's inherent teleportation?!?!?! does this mean that Parley can't bip anymore?! ohhhhh my days

23 Mar 2026 | 8:13 AM
Scurd

This worries me immensely

23 Mar 2026 | 9:06 AM
Thud

A friend of mine has a t-shirt with 2d20 showing 40, and a caption that reads "Yeah, they're natural." She is particularly cheeky about wearing it as she is very much not a busty woman. Seemed appropriate to mention here. Sorry your beefs got took Georgie. Now the question is what type of natural strength will it take to overcome all this artificially acquired strength.

23 Mar 2026 | 9:39 AM
Egg

OH MY GOD HER GAINS ARE GONE

23 Mar 2026 | 9:51 AM
Tortoise

Wait did she just snatch Parley's power? Parley's not a glyph power? Can she get Annie's fire ability?

23 Mar 2026 | 10:16 AM
Oh

Well she might need to get some new wards

23 Mar 2026 | 10:17 AM
Zigzidu

A glyph stealer seems like a terrifying thing in the court. Makes me wonder why glyph-tech is not universal to everyone in the court: what's powering parleys glyphs.

23 Mar 2026 | 10:20 AM
Donna

When she takes powers, does she just learn them or take them “from” the person? Can she take Annie’s powers?

23 Mar 2026 | 10:31 AM
Fox

gotDAMN, she straight up just goes to the settings

23 Mar 2026 | 10:54 AM
logomancy

nooooo parleyy i was worried thus would happen :(

23 Mar 2026 | 11:08 AM
beef

Tom, I am BEGGING you to please end the whole "ooooooh look how tough Noa is!" portion of the story. This is... not great. Nobody wants to see this. What we wanted was Noa and the witches being built up as badasses, and then getting absolutely no-diffed by Annie and friends.

23 Mar 2026 | 11:19 AM
Bloop

Uh-oh. Parley got de-buff right fast. That's... terrifying.

23 Mar 2026 | 11:31 AM
I luv Boxbot

Ooooo now I really don't like her!!!

23 Mar 2026 | 11:49 AM
Zil

Oh, Parley :(

23 Mar 2026 | 11:56 AM
Alec

Really hoping Noa winds up getting blown up by all her glyphs going off at once.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:00 PM
Mal

Sorry, I'm not really buyin' that Noa can take away her muscles. Not all of them, at least. Didn't Georgie say she got some of that from "opening channels" in her body? Didn't think that had anything to do with glyphs...

23 Mar 2026 | 12:37 PM
Darkovika

Oh no.

23 Mar 2026 | 12:41 PM
Khandri

Maybe her accent will come back

23 Mar 2026 | 12:49 PM
Potato Mutton

And Noa's *still* going easy on them...

23 Mar 2026 | 1:29 PM
ava

Scrolling through your friend's apps like

23 Mar 2026 | 1:33 PM
hiimray

Oh man, I hope Parley kept her old clothes around. Otherwise, she might need a whole new wardrobe.

23 Mar 2026 | 1:43 PM
Teslos

OP villain is OP, plz nerf! The consequences of glyph based strength! I don't find Noa and the other witches particularly interesting or compelling, so I hope this wraps up soon because this is only 1 of 5. Noa is one hell of a threshold guardian though, I will admit.

23 Mar 2026 | 1:45 PM
abobo

itd be cool if she could teach kat how to read the robot code

23 Mar 2026 | 2:05 PM
Joy

Now I'm worried she'll get muscle wasting relating to reduced blood flow.

23 Mar 2026 | 2:27 PM
Moonman

I don't think I wanna play with you anymore... Byyyyyeeee woooodyyyyyy....

23 Mar 2026 | 2:45 PM
boxbot_V2

That is... tough. Brave Parley - loosing some for the team!

23 Mar 2026 | 3:17 PM
Shade

Yoink!

23 Mar 2026 | 3:18 PM
Wist

She really said "If I can't be a Muscle Mommy no one else can." Goodbye jacked Parley o7

23 Mar 2026 | 3:19 PM
Flywheel25a

'Cause you don't throw the pack away just because the card you wanted wasn't in there. ;)

23 Mar 2026 | 3:33 PM
Mobus

O-O

23 Mar 2026 | 3:51 PM
K

She took her guns!!! Her beautiful guns!

23 Mar 2026 | 4:36 PM
parley enjoyer

if she dont get her muscles back im rioting, tom

23 Mar 2026 | 4:57 PM
Truffula

They can get the circle off the golem's forehead and then the golem goes back in time all the way to the beginning and becomes Jones. That's how there's that one indestructible unchanging form of a woman, I guess.

23 Mar 2026 | 4:58 PM
Liz

tell me it's a faerie illusion, it must be. Parley can't be so stubborn and suddenly lose all his intelligence. They must have agreed on something with Ailuu, right? Yes?!

23 Mar 2026 | 5:06 PM
Dire

probably an unpopular opinion but Parley looks way better like a normal person instead of someone who mainlines creatine every day of their life

23 Mar 2026 | 5:23 PM
Earthstar

Decades of work for that :( Parley!!! You can see her buffness is gone now.

23 Mar 2026 | 5:23 PM
ARI

All her physical development is magic? Poor Parley, she's like a mini Parley now. No more muscle mommy for Smitty.

23 Mar 2026 | 5:45 PM

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